I'm thinking I need a category that says work. Anyway. According to Dave. I have the ability to make people around me dork around. Even when I don't try to. It's like an aura I have. But. Yeah. Today. I was in the print room. And. Of course. I was out of paper peanut butter to go with my paper jam. But. I had to ask for assistance. And. When the problem was found. The person I asked to help me. Tried balled up the jam. And. Decided he was going to shoot it into the trash can behind me. ... I couldn't resist smacking the paper sphere out of the way. With authority. And. I topped it off with the. Kakakakaka. If you hung out with me. Or. Seen DC. You know what I'm talking about. Seriously. It was with authority.