Renegade Grass.
I forgot to say this a ways back. But. I cut the grass. And. The next day. I saw this renegade patch of grass. Except. It's not grass. It's that oniony smelling grass. But. It's the only patch in the lawn. Kinda like a cowlick. And. I keep seeing that patch. And. I want to obliterate it. But. With good background music. Maybe mini Little Jon could come out. And. Yell at it. And. Lean back. Or. Mo double oh bee dee double e pee. Could bring out the matic clips. That's how a rapper would cut his grass.

