Sometimes they don't say witty stuff on Sportscenter. Or. It doesn't sound right when they get the wrong guy to say it. Like the time they were like. Oh with the right analog.

But. For the most part it is actually good.
Like. We must ignite this couch. In reference to West Virginia.

And.
Right about now. The dunk soul brother. Check it out now. The Dunk soul brother.

Maybe I should have been a sports writer. Here's a sample.
The quarterback scrambled into the endzone with litte resistance.
That's pretty good.