Why would Clark Kent need to sign up for benefits? Like. Health insurance. Life insurance. Acciddental death. And. Dismemberment. Those things don't apply to him. And. If they did. It wouldn't matter that much really. Like. Maybe dental insurance. But. Maybe his teeth are immune to cavities. Or. Maybe they're not. And. He has bad teeth. But. There's nothing he can do about it. Since. The dentists can't drill his teeth. Or. Anything like that. So. If he's making an average income. Average for living in a one bedroom apartment in Metropolis. He must be getting a pretty fat paycheck. So. Maybe that's why he can goof off at work as much as he does.

Secondly.
I was thinking. My birthday is coming up soon. So. If you want to get me something. But. Don't know what. You could drop some money down on a few lottery tickets. Or. Go crazy. And. Make it one of those expensive ones. And. If I lose. I'll keep. And. Frame the ticket. But. If I win. I'm totally going to collect on that dough.

Third.
This is a sh outout to Ricola. She knows who she is. That greeting wasn't just from Alex. But. From. Jumpoff J. And. Dirty Dave.

G.
I'm not a liar. More like. Time Traveler extraordinaire. It's not my fault I wrote that post in the future.