Holy crap. My grandma went to the doctor. And. They gave her "material" for how to eat healthy. Like. If it was the stuff they teach you on Sesame Street. Like. C is for cookie. But. Also. For. Cauliflower. And. Carrots. And. Cookies. Oh wait. I already said that one. But. Yeah. That'd be one thing if it was material like that. But. Nope. It was a DVD. And. A pamphlet. From. PETA. Yep. So. Instead of telling you the health benefits of eating vegetables. They. Make you feel bad for eating meat. And. They told me. That. Mastah Killah. And. Hesiman Trophy Winner Desmond Howard are vegetarians. There were other people. But. Those two seemed random. I guess I could believe the coverboy for NCAA 06 could be a vegetarian. But. MK? I dunno. How can you eat MC's if you can't eat chicken nuggets? Also. That DVD. Has all kinds of things on there. That are crazy. But. Yeah. The part that has me most angry about the material. Is the recipes. Ok. I'll allow using faux meat. But. Not. Recipes that are deep fry this. Stir fry that. And. Basically blobbify stuff in oils. That was the whole point of going to the doctor. To. Know what was the healthy stuff to eat. My grandma may as well eat a boiled piece of chicken breast. Instead of lumps of tofu drenched in oil.

SO. I think we need to have a BBQ. With. A whole cow injected with cheese. And. Flash fried.

Also. I know we don't usually use killkaraoke. For some political agenda. But. Yeah. Politics. Are. Just. Politricks.