Beforemath.

Ok. I lied. I didn't dance with that girl. She was our waitress. But. She was more retarded than I was that night. She messed up on people's bills. Especially on Pitts'. So. Even though at the time I thought she was a decent looking waitress. She's been demoted. And. Pitts is upgraded on my friend's list. In fact. He's part of DabombsquaD now. And. Dave. I know I still owe you. But. We were getting retarded on purpose. So. Waitress. You are dead to me. And. Random couple. You are deader than her. Because. At least the waitress was pretty enough to make up for it.

Before math. Like aftermath. But. Chronologically proceeding. I didn't do anything for most of the Saturday. I was supposed to go to dinner with my family. But. They knew I was pretty much done for the day. I saw more yak than people living in the mountains. But. I spent a lot of the day thinking. And. Reflecting. And. Wondering who sat on my head the night before. I did watch the self destruction of the ultimate warrior. And. I don't remember being as gigantalor as he was in the DVD. Anyway. My family got steaks. And. We just grilled them. So. I ate that. Then. I got a call from the R-Unit. She greeted me a happy birthday. I coudln't hear her. So. I went to the other room. I talked to her. And. My doorbell rang. My sister didn't answer the door right away. And. When she did. She opened the door slow. I coudln't tell who it was. But. I was surprised to see Raymond. From the infamous. NRH380. But. Even more surprised to see the other person. Because. J Lo and Behold. It was R-Unit. So. Yeah. They didn't make it to the throw up throw down. But. We made a return to Granby street. They came down in Laymond's Rambo. We went to Hooters. The next day. I got a gift from Mike. We was the boss boss at Nestle. It was a 5x5
Rubik's Cube. Also known as the Rubik's professor. Then. We went to the Ocean Fruntz. Took a picture with Posoiden. And. Then. Headed back to Northern VA. That's a pretty brief synopsis. But. I guess if the pics had a theme. They'd either be. Wannabe hood. Or. Aquatic. So. Maybe Aqua Gangsters. As is evident by the Norfolk Merfolk. And. The fruntz.