Ok. Its noon. So. You know what that means. Time for our first cameo appearance. It's by the R-Unit. Hate her. Or. Hate her. I mean. Love her. She's here to help out. Money is money nerds.

"speaking of guam, here's something weird that happened this morning. i found out my father remarried. he lives in guam now. and guess where i found out from? of all places, ...Friendster. at least it wasn't myspace, right?
speaking of myspace, I had one until last night, when i deleted my account. why? because. and you... yes, you, reading this right now ...you're the very first one to know. aren't you special? you should feel special.

HIPPO HORRAY!
til next time.
kisses and reeses pieces,
Richelle"

So. Yeah. I shout out. J. And. Mer. So. I can't forget Geñius. What's he up to. Well. He's now a national man of mystery. That's right. He only travels in the United States. The ones that touch. So. No Alaska. Or. Hawaii. Yet. Hence. Not international.

That's about it for the squad. Dave. And. I are posting. Why did I say I? Because. If it was just me. Me would not say. Me am posting. Me would say. I am posting. In reference to a picture where both. Dave. And. Alex were in. Me'd say. Dave. And. Me. Since. If it were just I. Me wouldn't caption the picture. I.

Southpaw Schmouthpaw. If you're going to start saying something. This one goes to the Merman. He was southpaw. And. One of my homies from WAY back. He's cool. I mean come on. He's amphibious. Anyway. He was my righthand man back in the day. Except. That sucks. Because. When we were in classes with those combined desks. He kept sitting on that side of me. Of course our elbows bumped. A problem easily solved. If he just learned how to right with the write hand. Right as in. Correct. Seriously. If it weren't for Mike Vick. Manny Pacquiao. Maybe Luke Skywalker. I dunno if he's really southpaw. But. That's the hand he has left. Get it! Oh man. That was a good one. Or. Bad one. Man. I dunno. I can't tell. Anyway. If it weren't for those guys. Southpaws would have nothing going.

Ok. So. Then. He can't even hold a steady job. How is Bruce Banner supposed to survive. The reason why I brought this up. Was. Because. Of that recent superhero chick flick. No. Not My Super Ex-Girlfriend. That other one. Oh yeah. Superman. That chick flick. Not saying there's anything wrong with having feelings. But. As someone with the mutant inability to cry. I'm just saying. A lot more smashing. Bullet stopping. Flying. And. Funny Clark Kent super powers abuse. And. A lot less. Loving the double L. Besides S-Man. They're gonna die. You're not. Besides. The only thing you can count on. Is you can't trust people. Also. The preceding movie review was based on a movie I did not see.

We all know being the hulk is one of the suckiest abilities. But. Besides from the usual jokes about. Needing new clothes when he gets mad. And. That hulk hangover. There are other issues that suck. Here's one. Everyone is scared of the hulk. Like. Frankenstein. Well. The Frankenstein may or may not be scared of the hulk. I'm saying. People are scared of Fstein. So. Yeah. Like. Batman comes around. Superman. Spiderman. People cheer and stuff. The hulk comes around. And. everyone gets scared. So. See even when he's doing good. People try to stop him. Also. What else sucks is that. It must be hard to keep a steady job. And. If his commute is anything like mine. He probably gets angry a lot. Ok. So. Let's say he made it past the commute. But. He hulked up. He could always say he was in a car accident. And. Still do the interview. But. The next day. When he shows up for work. He'll probalby smash something. If they load him up on work. Or. The copier Paper Peanut butters.