Superman Should Be Audited.

First thing is first. Happy Groundhog's Day. Punxsutawney Phil you crazy weatherman you. I remember when I first heard about that guy. It was in kindergarden. Except. I pictured a different animal than the one they showed on television. Also. I thought he was the only one. Like. The last of his race. I learned a lot in kindergarden. Except. For how to spell it. But. What I remember most is the manners they taught. No one wants to be a Mr. Bungle. I still use those lessons in life now. I say please. And. Thank you. I wait for people to have food before I eat. And. I learned how to tie my shoes. In fact. I still tie them the same way. Kindergarden is citizen training. And. Some people need to go back. And. Get reprogrammed.

Second thing is second.
Sometimes. At work. I wish I had a secondary position. That would be the. Hi-Five manager. I would approve any. And. All Hi-Fives. Like. No one can receive one unless I issue one. And. If someone were to receive more than five
hi-fives would require two signatures. One from me. And. The vice-hi-five manager. I don't know who the vhf would be. Also. I could put a stop payment on a hi-five. And. Issue a replacement hi-five. But. I wouldn't do direct deposit hi-five. To bad hi-five manager isn't real. Yet.

Superman should be audited.

Lastly.
Dave says I keep talking about super heroes. And. It's probably true. In fact. It should just go ahead. And. Be it's own category. Today. I was discussing whether. Superman really worked forty hours a week. Completely accepting the fact that he came from another planet is one thing. But. Seriously. How can he be a full time employee at one of the largest metropolitan areas. An area so large it's called Metropolis. And. Give his job less than 100%? I mean I work 40 hours. And. That is pretty draining. Granted he probably has more stamina than I do. But. He's usually not at his desk. And. Even if you accounted for his super speed. And. Maybe he thinks about his stories while he's supposed to be saving someone. That still doesn't explain what happens if he gets an evaluation at work. Besides. His constant absenteeism would probably get some attention. And. Then. He'd get written up. Like. Mr. Kent it has come to the attention of the upper management. That you are constantly late. You take many breaks. You take even longer on lunch. And. You leave early all the time. Also. Then. If they wanted to follow up on that. He'd probably get shadowed. Or. Even if they let that slide. Eventually. There would be the routine performance evaluation. Don't tell me he's going to not save someone. And. Manage to get rid of a supervisor. And. Even if he did do his selective saving of double L. She's always getting into trouble. Then. I wondered why he never played professional sports. Or. At least at the collegiate level. Then. I wondered. Does Superman even have a degree? Again. How did he land that job? And. Even after all that work logistics. In his down time. What's he got going?
He doesn't go out and get trashed on Friday night does he? And. If he's out saving people. Does he accept gratuities? And. If yes. Does he report that money to the IRS? Because. Even Superman has bills. It's part of being a part of the soceity. And. A capitalist economy. Then. My office mate said. Superman should be audited. It's probably true though. He could probably survive off that job. But. If he did get audited. And. They found out he cheated on his taxes. They'd write about it in the newspapers. The headlines would say. Superman cheats on taxes. But. It woudln't matter. You couldn't arrest him. And. Even if you did arrest him. And. He went peacefully. It'd be the honor system with him. What are you gonna do lock him? Also. No point in posting bail. He can go wherever he wants. Superman should be audited.

Sometimes good things happen to bad people. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. I hope in the middle things happen to the in the middle people. At least I've been catching up on video games. And. Using Genius's technique for scheduling pushups. Also. You the reader. Probably know why. But. Right now. All I care about is myself. The rest of you jokers are cool. But. Still.

Also. Can I use my usb keychain as a memory card for the ps2...

Jay said I should go back to long hair me to get the ladies. Right now I'm at short hair me, and I've been like that for a while now. It's just way easier to maintain. No combing, and less waste of shampoo. But if the ladies dig the long hair, then I'll go back to it. Here's some pics for comparison. Leave a comment on which one you like best.

And while we're talking about this, clean shaven face or full beard?

Man. After reading Dayve’s story. I can tell you for serious. That didn’t happen. Well some did. Some didn’t. Ok. Selector rewind. This is what happened. We did karaoke for 24 hours. It wasn’t just a party. It was a revolution.

And. Man. We were shooting like cowboys. As usual I got toed up. Straight up C-section. It was crazy go nuts. Not a good idea. Because. I woke up with a haircut. And. A new mustache. Very funny guys. Very funny.

But. I ended up sleeping standing up. To prevent any other crazy mishaps.

Also. Dayve wouldn’t know if we were running into walls. Because. He was to busy trying to act like he knew Lil Jon. The only Lil Jon Dayve knows is from Robin Hood. And. Not the good one with Dayve Chapelle.