I think I'm probably stealing this idea from a bunch of other people's ideas, but I'm adding something extra to the overall idea. There should be a cartoon/TV show/comic strip about Jesus as a kid and young teen and he faces all the teenage problems. Sorta like Saved by the Bell. Like there's one episode where Jesus gets peer pressured into turning water into wine for his so called "friends." Then in another episode Jesus tries to get his drivers license, but fails the test, so he steals a cart so he can go to the big party, but then crashes the horse. Another episode would be where Jesus is trying to find his identity so he becomes a goth kid. Maybe there would be an episode where Jesus and his step dad have a big fight about Jesus having long hair. Of course every episode would end with everyone learning something and all the problems being solved. Obviously we'll go for historical accuracy in this show, so we'll have a black Jesus.

I have a lot of other ideas like that. I just need some way to put them in an entertaining form.

Today I had to answer the phone at work. I ask for the callers name. And. The guy goes. Mike Jones. I wanted to say who? But. I didn't. I just laughed. He said he gets that a lot. I believe it. But. Yeah. I tried to find other people who thought that was funny. But. It was tough. At least Dave got it. Also. I think I thought I of something funny. But. I didn't write it down.

No one told me the rules of time travel. I skipped that class.

Also. The hunt turned out futile. On the plus side. I learned how to use webforms. There's still one more day.
Prove me wrong suckas.

I'm taking a business law class, and today I learned officially that cops really can't check your trunk or glove compartment if they're locked when they pull you over. They can check the rest of the car though, without a warrent. You can actually refuse to open your trunk, and if you do open it, you waive your 4th amendment rights.

I think I sorta heard that before hearing 99 problems, but not from an official source. I'm not saying that Hova isn't official, but you know.

It's called the coffee roll. I'm not yet sure how the dance will be done, but I know that's what it will be called. Now do the coffee roll.

This post superis entirely unrelated to anything which may be supergoing on today. This post title superis about yesterday when Alex superwas back in town and we went superbowling at a superbowling alley. I actually don't superknow what else to supertalk about, but I just superfelt like I superwas so clever in supercoming up with that post title that I just superhad to use the name. So yeah, we superwent superbowling. It was superfun, but I superlost. Alex supergot a small rubix cube from one of those machines where you superput money in and superturn the thing and superget a little plastic bubble. Then he superbroke it by supersolving it too fast. And now I superthink this joke is supergoing on a little too long.