quad cheeseburger: when I invented the double cheeseburger. times two.

men long hair pics: ...
Song we kill the world: ...
short hair do: I think the opposite of a short hair don't.
sexy command: like ctrl alt delete.
J5's view: Jurassic 5ive.
best week ever: A show on Video Hits 1. That's VH1 for the nerds that don't know.
history of popped collars: I invented it. Sorta.
history of the popped collar: See above.
pissed off quotes: Things you say when you're mad. Like. Are you retarded???
things you can do to your clothes: Wash. Wear. Sometimes wash amperstand wear at the same time.
long hair: ...
john cena: you can't see me.
rey mysterio: 619.
funny vi-: flippity floppity fighty fighty fun time.
matt hardy: before he got swoll.
aim profile things: something nerdave used to do.
things to put in aim profile: see above.
ultraman: alias for Jay.
f-: the letter that squidbillies get stuck on.
funny videos: the rest of the words for funny vi-
ice cream sandwich: a food invented by chef dave.
wwe matt hardy: ...
aim profile tricks: ...
mysterio: ...
brock lesnar: the craziest minnesota viking... sorta. ever.
funny. the first part of funny vi-
john cena picture:
robot girl: www.alexlovesrichelle.com
tazz smackdown: not to be confused with looney tunes.
things for aim profile: ...
wwe john cena: ...

Where is everyone else wearing their Hokie stuff? Or. Did they stop being fans after the loss? I coached for like eleventeen seasons in 2005. And. Now nine seasons in 2006. And. I'm still a faithful fan. Even. After losing four times at least to the genius. On. And. Off the record. And. I wore the maroon today.

Also. Dave you need to come over and clean up these chicken crumbs you party fouling nerd. But. I'll ignore the things you. Decided you were drunk.

When you're a nobody you worry what other people think about you.
When you're a somebody other people worry what you think about them.

Lastly. I was thinking if I was a business person. I'd be a scout. Looking for people like me. In places like places I'm in. To help out people like me. And. So forth. And. So on. But. Then. I realized. It would be pretty useless. Because. I complain about the level of incompetence at work. Like. How people. Say. A job so easy. Even a monkey could do it. But. People on both ends are both monkies. And. If the person really was wicked awesome. They'd probably be doing what I was doing to not be doing what I'm doing. Make that make sense.

GO HOKIES!!!

My bad Dave. Haven't been posting. You know why. It's because I've been time traveling. To the time of 1996. And. 56k. But. Now. I'm not. I'm here in the 90's with the rest of you guys. What??? It's not the 90's anymore. What the crap. Gimme some time. And. I'll be able to play PS2 online too. Suckas.
Anyway. J. Sorry I missed the shizzow. Turns out. I know exactly where that place is.
Also. Hokies have been winning. And. Something else cool.

i watched some of the street fighter II animated series today. it was pretty awesome. not only in terms of animation. but the voice actors they got for some of the henchmen were actually pretty good and not expressively cheesy. but the main reason i was so tickled by the show was how much they played on the homo-erotic tension between ryu and ken. it was pretty rediculous especially in the credits where it's just a bunch of polaroids of ryu and ken there's one where one of them is tickling the other one in the armpits and one where they are flashing peace signs with very huge smiles on their faces and another of one of them chasing the other one. perhaps it's not gay but innocent and childish. but there's something unsettling about 25-35 year olds (or however old they are) acting this way.

oh yeah. i want to fight this dude who sprayed me with a watergun on my 20th birthday. afterwards i threw chinese food in his car and nailed his friend girl in the eye with a chinese doughnut. which was not my intention. i perhaps should have taken it better but shit. it was my birthday. and you know what? F them for not considering the fact that some people don't want to deal with their bullshit.
anyway. the way i see it going in my mind is i headbutt him in the nose. and kick the shit out of his throat.
F kids who break peoples windows for fun. and yell absurdities and obscenities to strangers. it's not funny. it's just rude.