This Day In KillKaraoke History.
June 10, 200x
This Day In KillKaraoke History.
The boys tried to make old things new again. But. Different. Wearing their clothes backwards. Amperstand. Inside out. Was not a good idea.
Also, the craziest goal in foozball history was scored. It had a sick number of richochets. So sick. It had to be quarantined. Big up to Jay for scoring that goal. A big. In your face to Dayve for being the recepient of the goal.
Most importantly. Jared reached his limit break. And. Unleashed his pimpskills. 1 man. 1 guitar. 3 ladies. All lust. Surprising. Because. It was widely known that Alex was the most Macctastic member of the trio. At least in his head he was.
June 09, 200x
This Day In KillKaraoke History.
The boys of Killkaraoke decided to go swimming. Jared decided swimming trunks were unneccessary. Amperstand. Jumped in the pool. Clothes and all. Alex got the idea to use a super soaker on a bug zapper. While in the pool. Along with everyone else in the pool. That day. Dave used the words. Dude, don't. Many. Many. Many. Times.
The term waggin was coined.
June 08, 200x
This day in Killkaraoke History.
A fart was smelt. But. It could not be determined who dealt it.
The boys competed in the first ever turducken eating contest. Jared and Alex were neck amperstand neck. But. Dayve managed to pull out a victory with a last second all. Or. Nothing no chewing swallow.
The boys celebrated with icecream sandwhich sandwhiches.
The word jumbilate was coined.



