DaBombSquaD had kite day. Various kite related things happened this day. For one. Alex had to be fenced in the special kite flying area. Because. He’s not allowed to roam around like Day Vader. And. Jay Walker. But. At least he got to fly kites. Jay tried to fly a reverse kite. The kind that stick to the ground. And. Not to the sky. Lastly. Dayve was to busy showing off that he could fly kites with his mind. If he really wanted to show off, he’d help Jared. He in both instances was Dave.

This day in history, someone invited YOU to a karaoke party.

And. The most wicked awesomest website was relaunched. You may have heard of it. It’s called. WWW.KILLKARAOKE.COM. You don’t have to say the trip dub }WWW for you not up to the DaBombSquaD Lexicon{ though. It’s implied.

Also, today was Jared’s Birthday. You may have heard of him. }He's the orignial Rubik's Cube Master. Kinda like Yoda. In his wisdom. It doesn't make sense at the time. But. It will later. And. The lead vocalist for a group called. A Roman Holiday.{

This day in history he turned 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, 21. Not on the same day though. He hasn’t turned 22 yet. This just in. He did. Contact him here to wish him a happy birthday. And. If you want, as a gift you can buy him his favorite CD. And. Or. His favorite DVD. And. Or. You can buy him a customized monkificated poster from his favorite artist. All three items available here.

Happy Birthday J. I think this is the part where I put some sorta mysterious. And. Potentially funny sounding phrase here. Which alienates people who have no idea what we're talking about. But. Simultaneously intrigues them to wonder what it means. Don't jump in the pool with your clothes on. Monkeys are people, too. And. Quit waggin mo natch.

The trio went bowling. Alex borked dance on the floor. Dave slid headfirst into the pins like that monkey from the Beverly Suidbillies. And. Jared played the claw game. But. It wasn’t just any claw game. It was a life sized claw game. With. Life sized prizes. And. J one not won. But. Two. Prizes from the claw game. One was a stuffed Pikachu star of the hit show Pocket Monsters. And. The other was a prize was Sully. Star of the movie Monsters Incorporated.

Then. They went to Busch Gardens. They saw a horse poop horse poop. And. They had the infamous funnel cake (not a euphemism) eating contest. As usual they all tried different approaches. Dayve surprisingly used the most common sense eating approach of eating the cake and sugar at the same time. Jared went for cake first, sugar second. And. Alex… Seriously? Why would you go for powdered sugar first?

June 23, 200x
One of the first killkaraoke dishes was invented today. You may have heard of it. It’s a lil sump sump we like to call. Chocolate pizza. Oh yeah. That’s right. Chocolate pizza. The ingredients are simple. Chocolate. Plus. Pizza. Couldn’t be any easier. Not just any chocolate though. It has to be that Hershey’s chocolate. The kind you mix in chocolate milk. Not magic shell though. That’s just crazy. By the way. We means. Alex. He's the only one who ever ate it. And. Dayve is the only one to eat an ice cream sandwhich sandwhich. Jay's signature food is still yet to be determined. He said it is Tang. But. The jokes on him.

Near tragedy struck when the boys tried to up the intensity of D’s in the B. Alex invented many words that day as he writhed in pain. Once again. The boys found an even quicker route to the hospital.

Jay. Amperstand. Alex. Had a Rubik’s cube battle. The student became the teacher. But. Barely. This event further confirmed if you want to make fun things un fun go to Alex. Conversely. If you want to make un fun things fun. Also go to Alex.

Dayve also won the award for least likely to foozball hustle.