Man. What the crap. Why is it when I finally get to watch MTV. It's always this stupid show Laguna Beach. And. By stupid. I mean show I haven't seen. And. I don't want to see.

Or chicken nuggets. I could probably dominate a bunch of those right now. Maybe even corn dogs. Or. The taco bell family feast. Or. Pop corn shrimps. But. I know my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Because. Once. I bought ground beef. And. I was like. Man. I'm gonna make a half pound burger. But. It'll probably shrink. So. I better double up. So. The raw meat was a pound of burger. And. I was like. I better make some fries to. Because. This probably won't fill me up. WRONG. That burger was crazy go nuts big. And. Good. And. It had pepper jack on it.

But. Back to being hungry. I was talking to Dave about the competitive eaters. And. I was like dude. I think we could do that. Because. Right now would be the best time to test my ability to eat a whole party sub. Or. Some Zas. Or. A bunch of wings. Or. Meatballs. Or. Something else. I dunno. I was gonna try to catch McDonald's breakfast. But. I got a late start. I don't want to risk leaving until my shift is over. But. Then. I won't get breakfast. Also. I was gonna do some cleaning up of stuff. But. I dunno now. Someone send me e-food. And. If it's good. I'll e-at it. Oh man. That's a good one.

Doh. I meant Barbara.

Barbara is our site manager. I am extending a killkaraoke salutation. She said she'll be checking on our blogging antics. It'd be embarassing if I read her name wrong. Like. In real life how pepole are like. Hey my name is Alex. And. Then they go. Ok Eric. This is what we'll be doing today. And. Then. It gets worse if they introduce you with that wrong name to other people. So rather than triple confirm her name was Barbara. I'll assume I read it right. Hello Bonnie. Everyone say hi to Bonnie.