Jay said I should go back to long hair me to get the ladies. Right now I'm at short hair me, and I've been like that for a while now. It's just way easier to maintain. No combing, and less waste of shampoo. But if the ladies dig the long hair, then I'll go back to it. Here's some pics for comparison. Leave a comment on which one you like best.

And while we're talking about this, clean shaven face or full beard?

This day in killkaroke history.
Alex swore he popularized the popped collar back in nineteen hundred and ninety nine. However. He did not claim to have invented it. He said he learned it from Fred Savage. You may remember him from such memorable movies such as. The Princess Bride. And. The Wizard. And. The hit TV show. The Wonder Years. Ancient online documents support Alex’s claim.

Dave also began one of his many cyclical DDR slumps. He gets into dancing like there is a revolution. But. Then. He no longer feels the beat. And. Can’t get into the groove. But. Outta nowhere he decides to pump it up. And. Then. He cleans his room. So. He can. Bust a groove. Or. Bust a move. But. Not puzzle bobble. I guess that’s what happens when urine Para Para Paradise. You’re not a guitar freak. Or. Have beatmania.

J wanted to know how many people wanted to rock the house. To get a response he performed the aqua boogie. Twice. He came back in town for a surprise visit. It was crazy go nuts. I mean seriously. When was the last time you had strawberry puffs? And. Then Krispee Kreme right after it? Exactly. Never suckas. Also. It was in the Celica. You may remember it. It’s dope by default. So. Dope. You can only get it from one place. 1986.

Jay was back in town. It'd been a while. Since. The top secret karaoke handshake.

The boys played a wicked awesome non feet friendly arcade. You’re probably thinking DDR. To which I reply. WRONG. The non feet friendly arcade game was. Namco Soccer. Well the real name is not that. But. That’s what they call it.
Here are two pics. One is a diagram. And. The other is a picture. Can you guess which is which? One we will label picture A. The other we will label not picture a. And. Don’t hold your cursor over the pics to get a hint. Post your comments to leave your guesses.

Picture A.

DaBombSquaD had kite day. Various kite related things happened this day. For one. Alex had to be fenced in the special kite flying area. Because. He’s not allowed to roam around like Day Vader. And. Jay Walker. But. At least he got to fly kites. Jay tried to fly a reverse kite. The kind that stick to the ground. And. Not to the sky. Lastly. Dayve was to busy showing off that he could fly kites with his mind. If he really wanted to show off, he’d help Jared. He in both instances was Dave.

Man. After reading Dayve’s story. I can tell you for serious. That didn’t happen. Well some did. Some didn’t. Ok. Selector rewind. This is what happened. We did karaoke for 24 hours. It wasn’t just a party. It was a revolution.

And. Man. We were shooting like cowboys. As usual I got toed up. Straight up C-section. It was crazy go nuts. Not a good idea. Because. I woke up with a haircut. And. A new mustache. Very funny guys. Very funny.

But. I ended up sleeping standing up. To prevent any other crazy mishaps.

Also. Dayve wouldn’t know if we were running into walls. Because. He was to busy trying to act like he knew Lil Jon. The only Lil Jon Dayve knows is from Robin Hood. And. Not the good one with Dayve Chapelle.