Once upon a time when there was no internet. And. You couldn’t go to gamefaqs and stuff. You had to rely on Nintendo power. And. EGM. So like if you wanted a code you could casually walk in to the bookstore. Or. Wherever in a convenient store. Or. Supermarket. Then. Go to the magazine section. And. Start reading the info. If you had a good memory you could remember codes. Usually there was mnemonic device for the codes. Like. DULLARD. For. Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis. So. You’d be all like. DULLARD. DULLARD. DULLARD. Then. You’d remember it. Down. Up. Left. Left. A. Right. Down. But. If it was a crazy code. You could have written it down. But. They get all weird about it. Because. They count it as stealing. But. There are probably ways to get that information out. Like. You’re probably thinking. I’m reading this. Why don’t I look it up on the internet? Because. What if it wasn’t a code? What if it was like a manual for fixing a station wagon?

If you had a bunch of people with you. You could remember segments of the info.

Or.

If you had a cell phone. You could call your friend up. And. He could write it down. But. You might have to be casual about it. According to Dayve. You could go. Hey what’s going DOWN. I looked UP your phone number before I LEFT. I LEFT A lot of stuff RIGHT by your dresser. RIGHT. That way you’re not just saying it out loud. But. Of course you’d be talking about fixing a millennium falcon.

Or.

You could casually read the article out loud over the phone.

Or.

Make a memo. On your phone.

Or.

With camera phones. You could probably do it too.

There are other ways. But. Now that I think about. You could probably check out the book if it’s that easily accessible. Oh wait. Unless its one of those crazy reference section books.

Near tragedy struck when the boys tried to up the intensity of D’s in the B. Alex invented many words that day as he writhed in pain. Once again. The boys found an even quicker route to the hospital.

Jay. Amperstand. Alex. Had a Rubik’s cube battle. The student became the teacher. But. Barely. This event further confirmed if you want to make fun things un fun go to Alex. Conversely. If you want to make un fun things fun. Also go to Alex.

Dayve also won the award for least likely to foozball hustle.

June 15, 200x – June 19, 200x

Instead of using the normal utensils for tasks. Jared decided to Wolverine everything. Alex tried to use glowsticks on strings. And. Dayve tried to karate chop. Jared cut himself. Alex broke things. And. Dayve broke his own hands.

The boys had a discussion regarding 100% cannibal consumption. See link. And. By link. The link that has yet to be made.

Alex and Jared jogged to the top of the steps in Philly. Jay said. I got a bad feeling about this. But. Alex disagreed. Dave came out with his new webcam show. And. He liked the juice. Then. Dayve punched some cows hanging up on meat hooks.

The G-Unit taught Dayve how to Stunt. However. Dayve slept through most of the lesson. And. When relaying the information to Alex. Failed miserably.

2 JBC’s. Or. 2 DCB’s.

The original meal of the killkaraoke boys was the Jay Sosa five dollar feast. An assortment of 99 cent food from Wendy’s. Thanks to Bush. The price of fast food has gone up. Or was that gas. Anyway. So you’re low on cash. And. Starvating? Well. Here’s Alex’s suggestions.

The original option was the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger Sandwich. 3 JBC’s stacked on top of each other. A variation of the ice cream sandwich sandwich created by Chef Dave. However, due to the shear dude do you really need to be eating that? factor. And. Sticking with a reasonable dietary constraint. The double JBC was created. It’s like the JBC sandwich but missing the top, middle, or bottom JBC. However you want to legitimize it.

The standard price of a cheeseburger at McDonald’s is 99 cents. Making the JBC seem like a better choice. However. McDonald’s has a double cheeseburger on their dollar menu. Which makes the double cheeseburger seem like the more logical food choice if you’re trying to get the maximum amount of food for your money. I mean come on. For another penny you get an extra patty.

But. What if you were going for either 2 McD’s DC or the Quadruple Cheeseburger QCB. Vs. The Wendy’s DJBC?

I guess what you should get depends on certain factors.

I guess if you’re trying to be “healthy” the W DJBC is the way to go. Since it has lettuce. But. Then again there is the bacon. Which probably is just as bad as another patty. But. If you need more protein. Then. Probably the McD QCB. All that beef.

If you’re starvating. The McD QCB would be ideal. It has more stuff in it. But. Then again. Is that stuff quality? It fills you up. Doesn’t taste that bad. But. Pickles? And. Onions? Yuckola. Unless you say no onions… But. That’s a different article. One that I’m not going to write.

If you’re strapped for money. The WDJBC is the way to go. But. For 2 more extra cents. You get those 2 filling patties. I mean. That sounds like a deal to me. It’s like you’re saving money that way. And. I pretty sure you can find 2 more pennies.

Final opinon.
Jay: 2 JBC’s no doubt.
Dave: Dunno. Further research necessary.
Alex: Depends.

This Day In Killkaraoke History.
Jay went on vacation. He went to Canada Island. Then. He came back. It was a quick trip. The boys wanted to see what would happen if the foozball table was made as slick as possible. Needless to say. Egg needed new glasses. And. They found the quickest route to the hospital.
Dave also decided to eat his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pepperoni nunchaku plural.