I was watching best week ever. One lesson I learned is to definitely save the setting yourself on fire trick for after the card tricks.

And don't leave me, best week ever. I know you'll be back in September but I can't wait that long.

You know those commercials for that netzero 3g thing? Where they claim it's dialup but as fast as broadband. Well Genius called them up and asked how fast it was, and yep, not as fast as broadband, and it is dialup. So that's like a straight out lie. You're a phoney netzero, a big fat phoney. Hey everyone that guy is a phoney.

And Al Gore is having the best week ever.