When I was looking for a charity, I read this on the Charity Navigator site: "On average, right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people." Let's discuss.

I think it's because everything in the world is built for right handed people. So probably dangerous tools and deadly weapons are for right handed people, and when southpaws use them it's disastrous.

A few weeks ago I was playing pool with Jay and his brother, and I was playing nine ball against Jay. There was this one shot where I could win the game, but it could only be done right handed. There were no other shots so I switched around to right handed as a joke, but I somehow made the shot and won the game. So maybe I play pool right handed, like how I use the mouse, because I sure was doing badly before that.

Stay tuned for the dirty southpaw story, and possibly other anti-righty propaganda...