A lot of these cell phone ringtones for sale aren't even any good. One commercial shows a family guy ringtone "Unhand me woman, I don't have gas, I'm in love," and that's not even funny in a ringtone context. A lot of those wallpapers aren't any good either.

Ok and here's my big question. What's up with those love text chat services? They show them on TV late at night and I guess it's like some hot girl is supposed to text you and you pay for it. Are people really into that?

Dude. I'm trying to fiight it. But. Man. It's hard. I didn't condition myself for this physically demanding nerd test.

I have to take a writing exit exam on August 18th and one of the topics that I picked from was personal happiness. When I take the exam I'm going to get a question based on that topic (and another topic, employee evaluations). Then I'm supposed to write a 500 word essay that answers the question. What kinds of questions do you think I'll be asked about personal happiness?

That reminds me. What else is a thing that annoys me? Indoor Sunglasses. The nighttime kind. Like. Even if it were daytime maybe. You could get by with it. But. If you were them to the discotech at night. Then. You specifically wanted people to see them. The only way I'd allow it. Is if you had cyborg eyes underneath. Otherwise. Game recognize Lame.

Or. Like at the bank. And. People think they're being cool by clumsily step over. Or. Ducking under the velvet ropes. Or. Tesnabarriers. Whatever they are. I'm saying. You're just hurrying up to get in line. The line isn't going anywhere. You can walk that whole distance. AND. If you're the only one. Then. Instead if walking through the maze. You know you can go to the beginning of the line that way.
Earlier today. I saw someone driving on the other side of the road. While on their phone. I hate seeing that. Like. Wow. Nice Car. Nice Phone. If you're as rich as you're pretending to be. You'd probably have a blue tooth headset. Hands free operation suckas. And. People on their phone don't signal either. And. It doesn't look cool. It's just confirming what we already suspected. That you're a ventrilouquist sidekick.
So. Back to the hurrying up to get in line. It's the same thing with green lights. And. Intersections. Just because it's green doesn't mean your car is on some side scrolling mario style thing. Where it has to keep going. You can wait until it's clear before you proceed. Man. Like. Suddenly you're behind the wheel and you're even dumber? Like. A little kid could predict the future that if you try to squeeze into that spot you're gonna be blocking that intersection. So. I guess just because you have that luxury car. Or. SUV. It means you can make up rules. Just like. BEING LOUD MAKES MY ARGUMENT VALID! It doesn't.