Yeah. I simuclean my ears. It makes more sense that way.

Right now. I'm playing fight night. But. Since I mentioned zombies earlier. This was something I said when I saw. Dawn of the Dead. Like. Once I turn on CNN and see zombies. I automatically know. State of pandemonium. Like. In those movies. It always seems like it's just some. Temporary disease. Nope. Not me. I'll do all the crazy stuff it takes to survive. Steal cars. Drive on the wrong side of the road. Stock pile on crazy weapons I don't know how to use. Pilot a plane. All that good stuff.

If you know me. You know I'm usually a rule follower. I just don't think I need to showcase my moronosity by doing something that I think I'm immune to. For instance. People who park in the fire lanes. What the crap is up with that. Seriously. How much time is that saving? That. And. People who make up a speed limit. That's why it's posted. But. Nope. Once zombies happens. I'm the person you want to stick with.

Does anyone else clean both of their ears at the same time? It's seems like an obvious efficiency boost to me but I guess I'm one of the few people who does it. I got two hands, two ears, and two Q-tips. Ear cleaning doesn't require too much brain power either, so it's like there's no negative to simultaneously cleaning both ears. Or is there?

Yeah. Typing is a critical skill. And. Dave failed to mention another important reason why you need to know how to type. In the event that zombies are on the loose. And. The only way to disable them. Is through the use of keyboard. And. Knowing the homerow key. Then. You'll be glad you learned it in sixth grade. In fact. Firearms are useless against zombies that require you to know how to type. Also. I typed so fast in the sixth grade. The typewrite couldn't keep up. I'd write the corresponding onomotopeia here. But. It wouldn't make sense.

Doh. Ok scratch my post about keyboarding. I didn't see Alex's posts before typing that. The irony, or funny coincedence. According to Forecastfox it's 79°F here. My room is a cool 70.