Tomorrow Alex's domain name expires. We won't mention the domain name, but we're letting it expire because it's no longer relevant. There really isn't anything cool from the site worth keeping, other than this picture, which somehow became very popular and shows up in search results for "cartoon monkey." I've never seen it when I do searches for cartoon monkey or cartoon monkeys, but the logs say it draws a lot of traffic. But tomorrow all that traffic will be gone. So I'll try to preserve it here and maybe cartoon monkey searchers will be able to find it again someday.

A lot of these cell phone ringtones for sale aren't even any good. One commercial shows a family guy ringtone "Unhand me woman, I don't have gas, I'm in love," and that's not even funny in a ringtone context. A lot of those wallpapers aren't any good either.

Ok and here's my big question. What's up with those love text chat services? They show them on TV late at night and I guess it's like some hot girl is supposed to text you and you pay for it. Are people really into that?

Dude. I'm trying to fiight it. But. Man. It's hard. I didn't condition myself for this physically demanding nerd test.

This is the time when you usually do like crazy late night. Or. Early morning diner runs.

So. Is anyone else out there seeing their late night scans at work? I saw Windows defender. And. Symantec. It wasn't glamourous at all. Like. Those nights we go to Krispee Kreme. And. We see them making doughnuts. That's cool. Watching some scans run. That's not cool.

One time in high school. Jay jumped in the pool with all his clothes on. I forget if it was intentional. But. He was trying to make it across to this raft. The reason I brought up this piece of nostalgia? I saw a similar video on youtube. Just not as near as funny.

I have to take a writing exit exam on August 18th and one of the topics that I picked from was personal happiness. When I take the exam I'm going to get a question based on that topic (and another topic, employee evaluations). Then I'm supposed to write a 500 word essay that answers the question. What kinds of questions do you think I'll be asked about personal happiness?