When I was watching Run's House on Sunday morning, there was a part where they were talking about diamonds that look like brown sugar. Why would you want diamonds that look like anything other than diamonds?

Here's how to make a link.

<a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6003">A Ninja Pays Half My Rent</a>

The a stands for anchor, href stands for hypertext reference. The /a closes the anchor. The URL needs to be in double quotes. So here's the link.

A Ninja Pays Half My Rent

Limes can go bad in the fridge, even when they're in a ziplock bag. Throw them out.

Bonus tip: Alex says use baking soda to make clothes and other stuff smell good.

According to yahoo exclamation point. You can improve your gas mileage by filling your tires with nitrogen. Also. Someone I know. I think. Cut me off. Then. They uncut me off.

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Here's a fact about Stephanie you may not know. She breathes with lungs. And. Not gills.

Also. FCC = No more. Well. Officially official.

August 26. That's Skelley's birthday party. Show up. But. Don't throw up. She turns 21. Show her a good time. Details to follow.