That reminds me. What else is a thing that annoys me? Indoor Sunglasses. The nighttime kind. Like. Even if it were daytime maybe. You could get by with it. But. If you were them to the discotech at night. Then. You specifically wanted people to see them. The only way I'd allow it. Is if you had cyborg eyes underneath. Otherwise. Game recognize Lame.

Or. Like at the bank. And. People think they're being cool by clumsily step over. Or. Ducking under the velvet ropes. Or. Tesnabarriers. Whatever they are. I'm saying. You're just hurrying up to get in line. The line isn't going anywhere. You can walk that whole distance. AND. If you're the only one. Then. Instead if walking through the maze. You know you can go to the beginning of the line that way.
Earlier today. I saw someone driving on the other side of the road. While on their phone. I hate seeing that. Like. Wow. Nice Car. Nice Phone. If you're as rich as you're pretending to be. You'd probably have a blue tooth headset. Hands free operation suckas. And. People on their phone don't signal either. And. It doesn't look cool. It's just confirming what we already suspected. That you're a ventrilouquist sidekick.
So. Back to the hurrying up to get in line. It's the same thing with green lights. And. Intersections. Just because it's green doesn't mean your car is on some side scrolling mario style thing. Where it has to keep going. You can wait until it's clear before you proceed. Man. Like. Suddenly you're behind the wheel and you're even dumber? Like. A little kid could predict the future that if you try to squeeze into that spot you're gonna be blocking that intersection. So. I guess just because you have that luxury car. Or. SUV. It means you can make up rules. Just like. BEING LOUD MAKES MY ARGUMENT VALID! It doesn't.

Yeah. I simuclean my ears. It makes more sense that way.

Right now. I'm playing fight night. But. Since I mentioned zombies earlier. This was something I said when I saw. Dawn of the Dead. Like. Once I turn on CNN and see zombies. I automatically know. State of pandemonium. Like. In those movies. It always seems like it's just some. Temporary disease. Nope. Not me. I'll do all the crazy stuff it takes to survive. Steal cars. Drive on the wrong side of the road. Stock pile on crazy weapons I don't know how to use. Pilot a plane. All that good stuff.

If you know me. You know I'm usually a rule follower. I just don't think I need to showcase my moronosity by doing something that I think I'm immune to. For instance. People who park in the fire lanes. What the crap is up with that. Seriously. How much time is that saving? That. And. People who make up a speed limit. That's why it's posted. But. Nope. Once zombies happens. I'm the person you want to stick with.

Does anyone else clean both of their ears at the same time? It's seems like an obvious efficiency boost to me but I guess I'm one of the few people who does it. I got two hands, two ears, and two Q-tips. Ear cleaning doesn't require too much brain power either, so it's like there's no negative to simultaneously cleaning both ears. Or is there?