We all know being the hulk is one of the suckiest abilities. But. Besides from the usual jokes about. Needing new clothes when he gets mad. And. That hulk hangover. There are other issues that suck. Here's one. Everyone is scared of the hulk. Like. Frankenstein. Well. The Frankenstein may or may not be scared of the hulk. I'm saying. People are scared of Fstein. So. Yeah. Like. Batman comes around. Superman. Spiderman. People cheer and stuff. The hulk comes around. And. everyone gets scared. So. See even when he's doing good. People try to stop him. Also. What else sucks is that. It must be hard to keep a steady job. And. If his commute is anything like mine. He probably gets angry a lot. Ok. So. Let's say he made it past the commute. But. He hulked up. He could always say he was in a car accident. And. Still do the interview. But. The next day. When he shows up for work. He'll probalby smash something. If they load him up on work. Or. The copier Paper Peanut butters.

When I was looking for a charity, I read this on the Charity Navigator site: "On average, right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people." Let's discuss.

I think it's because everything in the world is built for right handed people. So probably dangerous tools and deadly weapons are for right handed people, and when southpaws use them it's disastrous.

A few weeks ago I was playing pool with Jay and his brother, and I was playing nine ball against Jay. There was this one shot where I could win the game, but it could only be done right handed. There were no other shots so I switched around to right handed as a joke, but I somehow made the shot and won the game. So maybe I play pool right handed, like how I use the mouse, because I sure was doing badly before that.

Stay tuned for the dirty southpaw story, and possibly other anti-righty propaganda...

Aww Snap. Pico posted 2 comments. For those of you that don't know who Pico is. Go a few posts earlier. I explained it numerically.

So. Yeah. I'm pledging 24 bucks. I just didn't pledge it yet. If this was a telethon. 1. It'd be on TV. 2. I'd have giant numbers behind me. 3. Zack attack would be performing. 4. I'd encourage you to do better than me. I don't think you guys out there can do better than me. Or. Dave.

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Here's a thought. On TV. When they want to wow a foreign girl. You just have to say somethings to her in her native tongue. Man. If that worked on American girls. I'd be getting all the babes. Check out my awesome display of porper spleling syntax and.