A dogegory is like a category. But. Different.

- Work. Someone had an easy button. Like the ones from Staples. I totally think I invented that.

- General. I got caught up in that Powerball madness. Except. I didn't buy a ticket. Thing is. You know when you start daydreaming about what you'd do with that money? What if you were so rich. You could eat Chick Fil A on Sundays. Regular not rich people can't do that.

- Work. I was late to work the other day. Someone asked me how I was doing. To which I replied. I feel like I'm having a case of the Mondays. It was on Wednesday when it happened.

- Video games. I got Fight Night Round 3. I like it. But. It really makes me want a 360 now. Well. Not really want. But. That's the only game that has me sold on the console so far. And. PS3 is allegedly delayed again.

- Movies. I got Waiting on DVD. If you caught my away message on President's Day. You may have gotten the Abraham Lincoln reference.

- Movies. I thought V for Vendetta already happened.

- Sports. Did anyone else catch the highlights of the dunks?

- Rants. I think everyone who barely got their license was on the road today. I have extremely disdain rons who can not operate motor vehicles. Both ability. And. Priveledge.

Def Jam 3 is going to come out for the next generation systems. Now I know that there are way too many gangster video games out now, and most of them are bad, but Def Jam Vendetta, and especially Def Jam Fight for NY, were awesome. You'd think a game that was about rappers wrestling would be really gimmicky, but nope, it's a solid series. The gameplay is great, and just doing that probably blows away all the other hip hop and "street" games. Then the audio and visual stuff is great too. Probably the amin reason why the gameplay is so good is thanks to Aki, the company who made the game. They made most of the WCW wrestling games for the Nintendo 64. Those games all had great gameplay and mechanics, and the Def Jam series of games borrows a lot from that. It's actually funny though because the Def Jam games play like wrestling games, but they look like fighting games. I was really hoping for another sequel, and I discovered from goofing of on the IGN site that there will be a Def Jam 3, for the Xbox 360 and PS3. I was thinking that would be great, but then I also see it has EA listed as the makers of the game. For the other two games, Aki made them and EA published them, but it looks like for this next time EA is going to make the game as well. That has me wondering how good it will be if they mess with the Aki formula. They might make it worse, or try to make it more "mainstream" to sell more copies. I don't think Fight for NY sold that well. You can't really blame people for not buying it though. When you hear "wrestling/fighting game with rappers" you really can't trust how they say the game will be. We get burned so much with hip hop and street and gangster games that just use a good license to hide a mediocre game. So I'm telling you now, Def Jam Fight for NY is an amazing game, and worth whatever cheap price it's going for now. So get it now and don't wait until EA tries to mess it up in the next version.

Search eBay for Def Jam Fight for NY

Messing With Prefection.

You know how old people complain about. Old songs getting sampled. Or remixed? Dude. That's how I felt when I heard that song by. Double L C Double O L J. And. J L O. I mean. I know he's a phenomenon. And. His hand is like a shark's fin. But. Why did he have to tamper with Afrika Bambaataa. He must have been looking for the prefect beat. But. He messed it up. Soul. Sonic. Force. G. L. O. B. E. Also. I'm fairly confident the N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. big. would not dew a duet with Nelly. Fairly confident. The shiny suit man would. But. Not Mr. Wallace. So. Not only was it sampled from Grandmaster Flash. Then. Diddificated. For use by Biggie. Then. Re Diddifficated. So. Diddied to the turd degree. But. Then. He has to put your mom's favorite rapper Nelly on there. And. It's not the Tip Drill Nelly. It's the Nelly that would be with. One third of Destiny's child. Not the one with the thighs. The other one. But. Yeah. Then. Pall Waul. Is on there too. He's not that bad. Except. He keeps talking about rabbits. Karats. And. Bugs Bunny. But. The part that makes it worse is. Jazzy Phae. Make it. Jazzy a word that rhymes with Phae. So. There's two people rambling in the background. The only way it could be worse is if they got. Jermaine Dupree on it. With. DJ Clue doing a remix. Yep. That would solidly make me hate that song more than it can be hated by one person. Lastly. How is ten people on a song a duet. There's no way that would go out to his Brooklyn Crew.

Rants. Stas. Natches. Yachts. Eezahs.

Holy crap. My grandma went to the doctor. And. They gave her "material" for how to eat healthy. Like. If it was the stuff they teach you on Sesame Street. Like. C is for cookie. But. Also. For. Cauliflower. And. Carrots. And. Cookies. Oh wait. I already said that one. But. Yeah. That'd be one thing if it was material like that. But. Nope. It was a DVD. And. A pamphlet. From. PETA. Yep. So. Instead of telling you the health benefits of eating vegetables. They. Make you feel bad for eating meat. And. They told me. That. Mastah Killah. And. Hesiman Trophy Winner Desmond Howard are vegetarians. There were other people. But. Those two seemed random. I guess I could believe the coverboy for NCAA 06 could be a vegetarian. But. MK? I dunno. How can you eat MC's if you can't eat chicken nuggets? Also. That DVD. Has all kinds of things on there. That are crazy. But. Yeah. The part that has me most angry about the material. Is the recipes. Ok. I'll allow using faux meat. But. Not. Recipes that are deep fry this. Stir fry that. And. Basically blobbify stuff in oils. That was the whole point of going to the doctor. To. Know what was the healthy stuff to eat. My grandma may as well eat a boiled piece of chicken breast. Instead of lumps of tofu drenched in oil.

SO. I think we need to have a BBQ. With. A whole cow injected with cheese. And. Flash fried.

Also. I know we don't usually use killkaraoke. For some political agenda. But. Yeah. Politics. Are. Just. Politricks.