Ok. So. I've been dorking around a lot. Taking pictures. I need to upload them. So. I can have an empty card for the trip. Also. I forgot to write this. The other day there was no cable/internet. Today. It was thunderstormy. Ok. Mister E. tried to use the electric stapler while I was using it. So. He cut in front of me. But. I tried to reject him. It didn't work. So. His second time around. I tried to hit the eject button so it wouldn't staplize his paper. Second time. Didn't work. To add insult to injury. I decreed. Go ahead. Try to make a basket. And. If I had a digital camera. I'd take a picture of the work set up. To show you how it works. But. It sorta ascii looks like this.

sorry i have to use dots.

stapler
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counter..|...........|copier island
.........|.trash can.|
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so. yeah. Mr. E. Is a basket ball fan. And. Yeah. He threw it behind me but not over me. Off the wall. And. With the finger roll. Totally trashed the paper wad. So. He got me with the hat trick. I'm getting rusty. No one half a century old has ever scored a basket on me. Also.

Why do people write about people but try to keep it private? The internet is super such the public forum. In fact. They would just have to google my full name. Alexander Commander. And. They'd know I was talking about them.

Dave made the point that when it comes to photographs.
A. Someone is taking an awesome picture of someone doing something lame.
Or.
B. Someone is taking a lame picture of someone doing something awesome.

I haven't opened the box yet. Because. I didn't get it until late yesterday. So. I'm pretty much excited. Insert Dave's. Welcome to the present caveman comment here. Insert my. Well that's why it's called technology. It's new when it comes out. But. It gets old quick. Rebuttal here.

So. Yeah. I looked up some tips for taking good photos. And. I'll try to become a better photographer.

I'm not trying to do something fancy. Or. Artsy. I just want my pictures not to suck butt. And. Be intriguing for when I add them to myspace. You may have heard of it before. WwW.kIlLKAraoKe.coM. Who knows. Maybe I can get the angles. So that. When babes check out the pictures of my awesome rubiks cube solving. They'll appreciate it in it's 1024 megapixel glory. I wish I had a funnier thing to say than that. Sorta like the time. Ice T said something along the lines of. Yeah. Check out this rim. It's 60 inches. Then. He paused. And. Said. 60 inches? You believe that. They don't even make 60 inches. That's for like a wagon wheel stupid.

Anyway. I also wish I had a camera. So. I could take a picture of me opening the box. That be awesome.

And. Now that I'm taking forth the effort to learn how to unlamify my pictures. Other people should do that too. Pay it forward. You know. Like on Family Guy. When he references that Haley Joel Osmet movie. I'm confident he's done it at least twice.. Possibly in the same season.

But. Yeah imagine what the internet would be like if people. Took forth the effort to make their. Blogs. And. Networking sites more intriguing. And. Not. crappily thrown together. Stuff would grammticaly be correc. Spelling would be poroper. Capitlization would be perfect. I mean. I nkow the internet is so that peple get bored and you have to dummiify stuff. To make it easy. But. Thenl. The pretended smart pepole would. Not seem multiply dumm as they seem now. Good thing I'm not like that.

Again not much going on. Just went swimming. I'm trying to post daily. But. I don't like posting these sucky posts about mundane tasks. In fact. I'm not going to even verify if I'm using the right words. I'm planning on purchasing a camera. Also. I can't wait until Saturday is here.

In response to Dave.
I dunno man. Like. I think they wrote about what it was before he was who he was. Remember. At the end they show like. The joker. Also. Yeah. It's didn't match up either. I think. I guess. I dunno. But. The thing with Batman. That seems to be the easy explanation for why he can do what he does. Is. Because he is rich. Natch. Like. He can just work out all day. Train all day. Eat good foods. Have all kinds of medicines ready. And. Develop all sorts of technologies. It's one of those sociological things I discussed. Because. Maybe. It's like how sports are segregated based on income. Like. Poor people don't play croquet. And. Rich people don't box. It's like that. Poor people aren't super heroes. X-men. Used the money from professor X. Superman. He held down a 9 to five. Spider man. ... Daredevil... Ok. Maybe there are poor super heroes. ... I think. Maybe it's easier to be a poor villain.

Went to Adams Morgan. Don't really have much to say. But. That is the post for today. Actually. I do have stuff to say. But. I dunno what parts happened. And. Didn't happen. I did get lost that's for certain.

I watched Batman Begins the other day. It's a good movie. Better than decent at least. I'm not really sure what to say in movie reviews, so I'll talk about something else instead. Are the batman movies like fan fiction written by people who have the power and resources to make movies? I'm not a big comic book fan so I may be wrong, but doesn't the Batman Begins plot not match up with the original story? If that does mean it's a fanfic in movie form, then that's gotta be pretty amazing for the guy who created batman to have had an idea and then so many other people fell in love with the story that they wrote their own stories and then made movies, cartoons, and other shows about that one story. So that would definitely be an incredible accomplishment to create a character or story that spreads and changes as much as the batman story does.

Now if only Night Stocker caught on like that...