Bolth Pirates & Parrots Arrr On My List.

One. I'm ducking pirates because. They take all the booty.
Second. I'm duckin parrots. In fact. All birds so I don't get no bird flu.

What else?
TI? Why you wanna do that? And. I'm talking about T.I. the rapper. Not. T.I. the calculator. Ok. Here's what happened. It's like. 4 degrees of sample?
Ok. Janet Jackson had a song. Got Til It's Gone. And. That was a sample from Joni Mitchell. Featured on that track. Was. Q-Tip. You may remember him from a tribe called quest. But. I digress. And. Probably mispelled too. But. Yeah. So. In the Janet song. Q-Tip. Asks why she wants to go and do that love. Huh. Then. TI. Samples Crystal Waters. The band. Not the girl. And. Yeah. And. Why you wanna. Is just like the portion Q-Tip says. ALSO. It's like. TI. Just went ahead and sampled q-tip's name. First. The TI. But. Sometimes. He gets all. T.I.P. So. That's like one letter less than q-tip. Think about it. What a quadruple sample fest. Man. It is hard to be an originator. And. The only ones left to that. Are the beatnuts. But. They to sample. At least you can count on star trak. There beats are new new. And. That's probably why bapes are ridonckulously expensive. Guess. That leads into waiting for the clipse.

Essentially. I liked it better the first time. A hip hop artist with the letters tip in there name asked why you wanna go and do that love. When it was called got til it's gone.

Also. I hope Paris Hilton doesn't collabo for anything related to Gnarls Barkley.

Also. Yahoo said. Pork kids are more likely to be obese. Oh wait. Poor kids. But. Still. If they're poor. What are they eating to get so fat?

Additionally as far as songs with the word boom are concerned. I agree with dave. That should be retired. There are other songs with boom that could be used. There's. Obvious ones like. The Venga Boys. And. Boom Boom Boom Boom. There's Shaggy. Mr. Boombastic. Heck. Even boom boom dollar from ddr. Or even not obvious ones like Buju Banton and. Boom bye bye. But. We all know. That if the boom must be brought. It should be brought by. DMX. Mr. Vegas. And. Sean the Paul. Here comes the boom. So. Take that P.o.d. Ipod.

Boom by POD needs to be retired from being used in movie trailers and video game commercials. I liked playing it on Amplitude and it's a good song, so I'm not complaining about the song. But I've heard it on way too many commercials, and now it's on the Xmen video game commercial. Enough already.

What weirds me out at lunch time is when I see people do that Atkin's thing. And. By that I mean. You're like at Wendy's. Or. Ranch One. Or. I dunno. A place that maybe has healthier options for food. But. Yeah. You see someone order a triple triple triple cheese burger. So. That's like 27 patties of beef. But. Then. They proceed to take the heel. Or. Whatever the part that isn't the heel of the bun off. And. Then. Just eat the beef. Except. They use utensils to do it too.

I'm not saying being concerned about your weight is a bad thing. I'm pretty sure I don't way the same I used to. Except. You're supposed to combine it with like exercise too. I dunno. And. I don't know what the people do the rest of the time. But. At a glance. It's probably someone who doesn't exercise. And. Probably just read about that diet in a book. Or. Back of a pamphlet somewhere. I've been on diets before. And. Yeah. I don't remember them saying parts about. Not not eating bread. Or. Just eating meat. And. Especially not hamburglers.

And. I forgot to say this before. I don't like Ashton Kutcher. The Punk'd one. The one on that 70's show is ok by me though. But. It's the same ventriloquist sidekick. So. I dunno. And. Whatever happened to that hottie from matchstick men?

And. Did I already say? Why didn't Sir Paul Mccartney get Prenup?

I saw the Da Vinci code. Here's something that you might not know about me. I don't recreationally read anymore. At all. I don't know how. Also. According to some nerds. I cheated in Sunday School. So. Yeah. Anyway. The movie had the potential to be awesome. I mean come on. It had the guy from Joe Vs. The Volcanoe. And. The Professional. Come on mayn. The PROFESSIONAL. But. Did you also know. It had Magneto. And. That guy from Raiders of the lost ark? If that one is to hard to figure out because you don't know how to use imdb. I'm talking about Doc Ock. That's funny. Because. It appears Dave just finished writing about an eight armed mollusk. And. I do get it.

So. Yeah. Back to the movie. I liked it better the first time. When it was called. Dogma. Also. I'm obviously not in a position to be giving movies ratings. But. ... You know how in Chronicles of Narnia. Probably the Lord of the Rings series. Or. Harry Potter. They have to super retardify movies? That's what DVC was. Like. There's probably alot of mystical things about the Catholic church that people don't know or understand. Because they watch South Park. But. Then. Opie Taylor decided to extra retardify the movie. And. Explain stuff about the book. Also. Like I said about recreational reading. For me. DVC was one of those books that people who don't normally recreationally read. Who pick up. So they could pretend to be smart. Like. Seriously. What the crap. Everyone is suddenly an art expert. And. Historian. And. I think the retardificiation. Was to help out the abundance of high school kids that were in the theatre. And. I still agree with the Red Vs. Blue mathematical proof that people are retarded. And. I know some people are retarded right now.

And. For me. DVC was like. Inside Man. Or. In an attempt at a rapper esque methaphor. Similie. Or. Analogy. It's kinda like going on a road trip with fun people who tell good stories and jokes. Except. Your destination is to something crappy like a final exam you didn't study for in a different language. Something like that. Watching the movie was good until you got to the ending.

Also. I got to ride in the Sub Imp. And. It makes me want to say. I have all the dumbest cars in the world.

OH yeah.
Instead of retardifying the stuff that people should know about the theories of DVC. Like. With the last supper portrait. And. Mona Lisa. Why not take the time to explain what the Fibonacci sequence was? Like. It was like. The same morons who have a hard time watching the movie. Because they had to be spoon fed everything. Just suddenly know what the sequence was. And. The crypotwheel should have been alphanumeric. And. Case sensitive. Plus. The password was way at the beginning of the alphabet.

Think again. This really scares me.

That definitely blows our Octodrummer out of the water. Hahaha. Get it?