Note to self: Don't respond to, believe, or interact with Alex at all during Aprifl 1st.

I'm a pirate. You'll never get me booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere.

Now you use the phrase "booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere" correctly in a sentence.

Seriously, we need a Scary Movie 4 like we need a Bambi 2.

You know how on TV when someone's house gets robbed, the walls have outlines where the furniture and pictures used to be? Well, if you're getting a new place and can't afford furniture, you should paint the walls to look like that and tell people that you used to have furniture but you got robbed. I wish I had a good picture to illustrate this.

Another tip which I read somewhere is to always have some get well soon cards, and then if your place is a mess and you have company coming over, just put the cards out and then your visitors will think you've been sick lately so you haven't been well enough to clean.

Pokemon Trozei? I liked it better the first time, when it was called Yoshi's Cookie, on the Super Nintendo.

Although I suppose using the stylus is possibly cool.