Legends.
Man. Seriously. You know how Charlie Murphy was talking about getting to hang out with people he looked up to? It was like that. Except. They didn't have auras. All in all. A good time. If there was anything not good about the night. I'd have to say. Nothing.

Movies.
Oh man. Did anyone else notice Mos Def's movie. And. Dave Chappelle's movie both come out on this Friday's coming holiday? What if this ruins their friendship. Because. They're competing with each other for box office profits? That's probably not the case. But. I'll make it seem like so.

Video games.
I've been playing round 3. It's good on PS2. But. Intended to be played on the 360.

Movies. Music. Superheroes. I liked it better the first time.
Yeah. I totally thought we already invented the superheroes dogegory. But. Yeah. Despite what the Sugar Hill Gang says about Kal-El. [I said he's a fairy I do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit] for those that don't know. There is going to be another Superman movie. Here is the synopsis. Not the official one. But my translated version. He goes away for a little bit. People get retarded. He comes back. And. Has to adapt. But... It sounds like the Debut kinda. Like. You know. A coming of age story. Where Superman finds out he's obsolete. Because. People realized he can do a lot but he's not Spiderman. Er. Superman. So. You know the law enforcement agencies stop being so sloppy. And what not. Like. During bad guy chases. They don't drive all willy nilly. Also. They put for the effort to work on Research and Development of new bad guy stopping technologies. So. The next time some guy robs a bank with some crazy mech suit. They aren't powerless to stop him. Even the fire fighters do better in metropolis. Because. Man. That's what I would do. I'd go through the motions of trying to save people. If I knew Superman would do it. Totally. I'd just be like. Oh man look. I'm trying. But. Now. I forgot the point of what I was writing.

Boondocks.
I finally saw the Samuel L Jackson one. And. Yeah. I almost wonder how much dialouge he actually recorded. What if Sammy J was a jerk. And. Wanted a ridonkulous fee to use his voice. So. They took as much audio from Goodfellas. Juice. Formula 51. Jurassic Park. The Incredibles. And. That TV show Ghostwriter. To get all those funny things he said. By the way. According to imdb. He really was in all that stuff I said. And. If you saw the episode. Then. You'd probably know I named the less obvious. Or. Outright made up stuff. Because. Seriously. That was more like Pulp fiction. Say what again.

Finally.
Man. I hate the radio stations up here. The talk shows are not entertaining. And. The rotation is pretty wank. But. Yea. What's going on mayn. I thought you had to be a comm major. Or. Something to do radio. And. If that's the case. I totally could have been a comm major. If the prerequisite is you have to only be slightly more intelligent than the people that call in. I know it's pretty harsh to do a blanket statement like that. But. I guess the times of day. I get to listen to the radio. It consistently sucks. And. It's across the genres. Maybe I'm just used to the ORF. Who knows. Like. Seriously. The stuff I write here. I know it's dumb when I say it. But. It is on purpose for comedic effect. Like really. I don't wonder about that No man's land on the checks as much as it would appear. But. On the radio. When. They say the dumb stuff. They're really saying dumb stuff. And. What makes it worse. Is they think they are saying it in a smart way. Stupid radio.

What:
I'm turning 23 on March 3rd.
Tentatively titled the throw up throwdown.

Gifts are not expected. But. Are apreciated.
However. Your presents is presence enough. ?Get it¿

Who:
This goes out to people who knew me from.
Lementary. Middle. High. School. And. Virginia Tech.

Stipulation: You have to like me. Don't be a hater. Or a Nerd. And. 21 or up.
Also. If you think you're so cool that the party won't start with out you. You better be that cool. And. Hurry up.

I guess you can bring people to. Preferably people that fit the above description. But. I don't mind meeting new people. Preferably the ladies. I will not guarantee I won't be sloppy. Or. Remember. But. Who knows.

When:
Friday March 3rd. Sometime in the evening. When I get back in town.

Where:
http://www.fahrenheitnorfolk.com/

Extra:
I don't care if 3. 30. Or. 3 billion people show up.
Just bring love. I have 364 other days to feel crappy. So. Bring nothing but love for the Alex "Zool" ander.
Also. Bring A DD. I'm trying to get retarded. But. I'm gonna stop when you guys are still funny.

Also.
If you are a moron like this. Or. Like morons like this. Don't come.

No Morons.

Dogegory sounds like a word we should've invented a long time ago. There should be a made up word database that we could check to see if a made up word was already made up. But Google says we missed the boat on that word. One link said something about replacing education with edudogion, but that's just plain silly.

A dogegory is like a category. But. Different.

- Work. Someone had an easy button. Like the ones from Staples. I totally think I invented that.

- General. I got caught up in that Powerball madness. Except. I didn't buy a ticket. Thing is. You know when you start daydreaming about what you'd do with that money? What if you were so rich. You could eat Chick Fil A on Sundays. Regular not rich people can't do that.

- Work. I was late to work the other day. Someone asked me how I was doing. To which I replied. I feel like I'm having a case of the Mondays. It was on Wednesday when it happened.

- Video games. I got Fight Night Round 3. I like it. But. It really makes me want a 360 now. Well. Not really want. But. That's the only game that has me sold on the console so far. And. PS3 is allegedly delayed again.

- Movies. I got Waiting on DVD. If you caught my away message on President's Day. You may have gotten the Abraham Lincoln reference.

- Movies. I thought V for Vendetta already happened.

- Sports. Did anyone else catch the highlights of the dunks?

- Rants. I think everyone who barely got their license was on the road today. I have extremely disdain rons who can not operate motor vehicles. Both ability. And. Priveledge.

Sounds delicious. Man that was cracking me up.

Ok I made a Work category.

I've been meaning to write about throwing things in a car and under what circumstances it would hit the driver, but I haven't really worked that out much more beyond thinking about it. Like if you're the front passenger and you throw something forward while the car is moving, it'll hit you. But if you're doing the same thing and the car makes a sharp left turn just after you throw it, then it'll hit the driver. Or if you're in the back and you throw something forward through the middle opening, then the car makes a sharp left after the item passes through the middle, it still hits the driver. I'm thinking that's how it would work but I can't really safely test this out. So yeah, let's discuss this some more. And draw pictures.