There's a movie with luis guzman. And. It's about food. I liked it better the first time. When it was called waiting. Ziing.

So yeah. This post will most likely be about music.

1. There's a new member of the Gorilla Unit.

2. Lil Jon. What happened man. I agreed with a lot of your stuff until this do it to it. What happened to the LJ of old. Remember. The one that wasn't a bia bia. Nor was he quick to back down. What happened man.

3. Which brings me to this third bullet in my presentation. Not everything has to be dirty south. Like. Screwed and chopped and screwed. And. Not everything has to be reggaeton. And. Especially. Not everything has to be a combination of the two. Dirty ton.

apparently people really like that stuff. So. If I were a politician. And. My ratings were slipping. I'd quickly do a collaboration with. Daddy Yankee. Or. Pitbull. Especially if I were trying to win over a certain target demographic. But. That would imply. Never mind. I think after my hiatus. My thoughts have more political implications.

4. For the most part I liked swisher house. And. Again. If I didn't mention this. What does the soul sonic force. And. Afrika bambatta thing about... Agh. To painful to write.

5. Keanu reeves and sandra bullock in a movie together? What the bumbaclot is it speed 3?

3.1. Yeah man. I heard that song. I forgot the name of it. And. Yeah. What the crap. Remember the stupid cha cha slide. This one is an even more retardeder version that ghetto hokie pokie. It's like moron simon says.

6. Oh yeah. Tom Cruise. The new crazy one. Not the one from days of thunder. Or. Top gun. Heck. Not even the irish boxing one that was burgling. Not even remotely close to the Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible. No. The new crazy one. What the crap. I saw him doing the dance from. It's going down. What the crap.

7. Oh yeah. Stupid. Game. Why is he hating on the bathing ape. What the crap.

8. You guys listen to Korn dogs. Not a song by Korn called dogs. But. Korndogs.

9. Man. I still hate Dem Franchize boys. Or however retardidly it is spelled. D4L. Also not on my good side. I agree with what tony starks. aka. ghostface. aka. iron man. well. at least that's the three one person i think who said it. but. yeah. south definitely has solidarity. but. man. some of it sucks. at least h-town is something to rep.

10. i'm still not liking these biggie duets i'm hearing. if he were alive. a lot of these fart knockers wouldn't have come up. because. someone had to fill that void.

11. i had more stuff to write. but. i don't have a suite dry erase board in my shower.

The 2006 Blogathon is taking place on July 29. It's on an earlier date than last year. We're going to do it again this year. Not sure what charity we'll blog for, but maybe we'll pick a different one. Leave a comment if you have any ideas. A new thing we'll do this year is have a theme, where the posts are all related by the theme. Hopefully that should make the posts more interesting, because wow, they got boring last time. Leave a comment if you have a theme idea as well.

Maybe we should throw a Blogathon party. Anyway, I thought I would give you guys a heads up before we get too close to July 29. Mark your calendars. I'll have some more info later on.

is that for serious? clerks part deux? clerks 2. or. clerks ii. whatever i need to say. clerks two. clerks to. clerks too. clerks 2. i already did that.

Went to the ORF for the weekend. Had lunch with the the girl with two first names. Even after the hiatus. She still is mean to me. The weather was pretty wank. The drive up there made my car hydroplane. For seriously. Why do they say the the mitsu3kgt is awd if it's going to do that. Also. Chilled with the Grossfaced Killah. For seriously. He looks like a mini Freeway. It's a good thing he doesn't Rock fellas. What is the word for the rest of the beer at the bottom of the bottle. Someone had a word for it. We couldn't remember what it was though.

Sunday. It was my grandmother's birthday. Went to eat lunch. And. Then. I came back to the Nova. Allegibly in Nova they don't call it Nova. That's what Novanians say. Or. Novanese. Or. Novas. I dunno. But. I've seen signs for various companies that specifically use that word.

What else.
Since my last post. Which I'm to lazy to confirm right now. In no particular order.

- I went to the B-more Aquarium. I saw a fsh with no eye.
- I went to King's Dominion. It was extreme. Went for the Drop Zone hat trick. And. I won a giant turtle.
- Still have not gotten a M.Y. Dollar sign P ace account.
- April fooled Dave. He says I go to far for a joke. That wasn't really planned. It just turned out that way.
- Have yet to meet up with Al.
- Saw the Old Dominion Culture show.
- Been playing X-Box 3 hundred and 60.
- Went bowling with. Steve. And. Rene.
- Ate 20 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.
- Bought an electroshocking pen.
- Witnessed GMU's journey to the Final four.
- Saw lady Terps win one.
- Make up things that I've done to make me seem @ least 2x or > interesting than I really am.
- Rode a scooter.
- Only solved one face to my Rubik's professor.
- Continue to push paper.
- Saw V for Vendetta. Insideman. Ice Age part deux. And. Silent hill.
- Discovered there are Jr. Caramels. Which. Are like Junior mints.
- Won 500 dollars from a scratch ticket.
- Decided rum & rootbeer. Is almost as good a combination as Antifreeze & Rat poison. It's a mixxed drink. Ask me for the recipe. It's pretty much self explanatory. Rootbeer + Rum. = Rumbeer.
- Copped the dangerdoom disc. Yea. I know. I said copped.
- Ate at the "New" Tropical smoothie.
- Passed my online Jeopardy audition.
- Used the Schick Quattro. Which is like a Mach 3. But. Better.
- Found a new way to work. But. Wonder why people who can afford expensive cars. Don't have blootuthe headsets. And. Still have to hold the phone to their ear. Also. Did the Rayzor have speakerphone.
- Finally got around to posting on killkaraoke. But. Not everything I wanted to say.

Oh yeah. Notorious thugs will always be better than any duet. Big would never do duets with some of these people trying to make money off his name.

Still think. Under Pressure. Isn't Queen. It's just Mercury. And. Dave. If only there were some sorta of tool that I could use to confirm information quickly.

Didn't get into the F-en height that one time.

Getting ready to knuckle up virtual against the cruz.

Decided not to write coherently.

Wondering if bapesta would be a legitimate? purchase.

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