So. Maybe this is like a test blog for writing about TV. I just saw the Boondocks. It was Boondockulous. That kid has fresh cartoon hair. Something about politics. Familiar voices. John Witherspoon who goes. Bang bang bang. And. Ced Yarborough from Reno 911. And. Interesting urban references.

quad cheeseburger: when I invented the double cheeseburger. times two.

men long hair pics: ...
Song we kill the world: ...
short hair do: I think the opposite of a short hair don't.
sexy command: like ctrl alt delete.
J5's view: Jurassic 5ive.
best week ever: A show on Video Hits 1. That's VH1 for the nerds that don't know.
history of popped collars: I invented it. Sorta.
history of the popped collar: See above.
pissed off quotes: Things you say when you're mad. Like. Are you retarded???
things you can do to your clothes: Wash. Wear. Sometimes wash amperstand wear at the same time.
long hair: ...
john cena: you can't see me.
rey mysterio: 619.
funny vi-: flippity floppity fighty fighty fun time.
matt hardy: before he got swoll.
aim profile things: something nerdave used to do.
things to put in aim profile: see above.
ultraman: alias for Jay.
f-: the letter that squidbillies get stuck on.
funny videos: the rest of the words for funny vi-
ice cream sandwich: a food invented by chef dave.
wwe matt hardy: ...
aim profile tricks: ...
mysterio: ...
brock lesnar: the craziest minnesota viking... sorta. ever.
funny. the first part of funny vi-
john cena picture:
robot girl: www.alexlovesrichelle.com
tazz smackdown: not to be confused with looney tunes.
things for aim profile: ...
wwe john cena: ...

Why do little kids hug everybody and everything? Like. They're like little drunk people?

Where is everyone else wearing their Hokie stuff? Or. Did they stop being fans after the loss? I coached for like eleventeen seasons in 2005. And. Now nine seasons in 2006. And. I'm still a faithful fan. Even. After losing four times at least to the genius. On. And. Off the record. And. I wore the maroon today.

Also. Dave you need to come over and clean up these chicken crumbs you party fouling nerd. But. I'll ignore the things you. Decided you were drunk.

When you're a nobody you worry what other people think about you.
When you're a somebody other people worry what you think about them.

Lastly. I was thinking if I was a business person. I'd be a scout. Looking for people like me. In places like places I'm in. To help out people like me. And. So forth. And. So on. But. Then. I realized. It would be pretty useless. Because. I complain about the level of incompetence at work. Like. How people. Say. A job so easy. Even a monkey could do it. But. People on both ends are both monkies. And. If the person really was wicked awesome. They'd probably be doing what I was doing to not be doing what I'm doing. Make that make sense.

GO HOKIES!!!

The other day I was cutting the grass. I was thinking... If I was Superman. Then. I'd be able to cut the grass faster. But. I'd probably move so fast that. The mower couldn't keep up. So. It'd have to be a certain speed. And. Then. I thought about other things. So. Maybe Superman couldn't do a lot of stuff fast. Because of physical limitations. Like. Building models. He'd still have to wait for the glue to dry.

Also. You're probably thinking. There's no way I'd be Superman. Because. I'd have to be Kryptonian. But. Then. That'd mean I was adopted. But. Not if my parents were Kryptonian too. Think about it.