I thought I lost it. But. I still got it. Sorta. Anyway.

I was thinking about being a mascot. If you read this. Comment on your opinions. I think I could do it. I wanted to be the Hokie Bird too. I think I can hang.

I saw Boondocks. Man. That was great. Adam West makes me laugh. When. I hear his voice. I think of the mayor of Quahog. I used to think about classic Caped Crusader. Ok. Let's see. I'll use words I've already heard to describe this show. Edgy. Racy. Gritty. Karate. Let's see.
What else can I say about BD. It's still Boondockulous.

Squidbillies. Was it me. Or. Did that show start early? I dunno. I missed the beginning. But. I still watched it. Man. If there really was a such thing as squids. And. Hillbillies. That would so be them. Also. For some reason. When. I was younger I could easily understand. Daffy Duck. And. Wiley Coyote surviving explosions. And. Getting squished by anvils. But. Now. I question how come Carl. And. The Sheriff. Can keep surviving head cuts.

R.I.P. Latino Heat.

Chewed and scropped is like... Animations in powerpoint. It should be used sparingly. Like. The Chewed and. Scropped Black Eyed Peas. My humps. It's a pretty good song as a stand alone .B.E.P track. But. CandS. I dunno.

Holy crap. My grandma went to the doctor. And. They gave her "material" for how to eat healthy. Like. If it was the stuff they teach you on Sesame Street. Like. C is for cookie. But. Also. For. Cauliflower. And. Carrots. And. Cookies. Oh wait. I already said that one. But. Yeah. That'd be one thing if it was material like that. But. Nope. It was a DVD. And. A pamphlet. From. PETA. Yep. So. Instead of telling you the health benefits of eating vegetables. They. Make you feel bad for eating meat. And. They told me. That. Mastah Killah. And. Hesiman Trophy Winner Desmond Howard are vegetarians. There were other people. But. Those two seemed random. I guess I could believe the coverboy for NCAA 06 could be a vegetarian. But. MK? I dunno. How can you eat MC's if you can't eat chicken nuggets? Also. That DVD. Has all kinds of things on there. That are crazy. But. Yeah. The part that has me most angry about the material. Is the recipes. Ok. I'll allow using faux meat. But. Not. Recipes that are deep fry this. Stir fry that. And. Basically blobbify stuff in oils. That was the whole point of going to the doctor. To. Know what was the healthy stuff to eat. My grandma may as well eat a boiled piece of chicken breast. Instead of lumps of tofu drenched in oil.

SO. I think we need to have a BBQ. With. A whole cow injected with cheese. And. Flash fried.

Also. I know we don't usually use killkaraoke. For some political agenda. But. Yeah. Politics. Are. Just. Politricks.