I forgot to say this a ways back. But. I cut the grass. And. The next day. I saw this renegade patch of grass. Except. It's not grass. It's that oniony smelling grass. But. It's the only patch in the lawn. Kinda like a cowlick. And. I keep seeing that patch. And. I want to obliterate it. But. With good background music. Maybe mini Little Jon could come out. And. Yell at it. And. Lean back. Or. Mo double oh bee dee double e pee. Could bring out the matic clips. That's how a rapper would cut his grass.

Today is got my diploma in the mail. So. I'm saying. It's super official that I graduated. So. If someone out there is reading this. Or knows someone who is looking for a. Competent. Professional. Team player. With initiative. That is a quick learner. With excellent oral. And. Written skills. Ask me for a resume.

Sometimes they don't say witty stuff on Sportscenter. Or. It doesn't sound right when they get the wrong guy to say it. Like the time they were like. Oh with the right analog.

But. For the most part it is actually good.
Like. We must ignite this couch. In reference to West Virginia.

And.
Right about now. The dunk soul brother. Check it out now. The Dunk soul brother.

Maybe I should have been a sports writer. Here's a sample.
The quarterback scrambled into the endzone with litte resistance.
That's pretty good.

Dude. It was weird. The title is an exact quote. "My boyfriend says you can come to my birthday party." I was like. Uh. O.K. Anyway. I saw. SP the Ghost. Not much else happened. Resumed my hiatus from Rubix Cubing. I'm a little rusty. And. My muscles lost their memory.

Hopefully. I prevented a shut out. Dave knows what I'm talking about. All I have to say is. Chad. And. Tad. Ghoastal.

Also. Voting places are sneaky. There was a propoganda gauntlet. Good thing I payed attention in government class. But. Using the word payed shows I did not pay attention in English. That's public school for you.