Yeah. I don't have my computer after all. So. I'll have to get it next week. Next year. So. After the year two thousand. Amperstand five. I should be up and running. Also. I need to get a wireless network card. Also. Probably a PSP. And. More numbchucks. Also. Thanks for the good times to the prestidigitators of Norfolk. And. To the people I didn't Instant Message. Email. Or. Call on their phone. Merry Christmas.

Oh mayn. Good times. Many things were celebrated last night. But. They were definitely celebrated. Anytime you get MC Hammered it's good. But. When you wake up in a place that you're not supposed to be. Even better. I'll deviate from the usual. Oh man. I got so wasted last night stories. Instead. I'll focus on the antics. Of course there were the two skinny J's. Someone had to DD. And. DB. He's down for drinking for whenever. And. The Self Maid Man. He is crazy go nuts tall now. We think it's some sort of genetic mutation. Oh yeah. The best part of the antics. Was the story of how DB got a new video game. If all it takes is some shots to convince him to buy stuff. I got a good idea. Also. Only certain people will find the Axe commercial as funny as me. It's how dirty boys get clean. Finally. Merry Christmas. Unless it's already Christmas in another part of the world. Send some Christmas love. Put it on here.

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A few years ago I made a Flash animation for Thanksgiving with Night Stocker. According to the file creation date, I started on November 26, 2003. But I didn't finish it in time for Thanksgiving of that year. I think I finished it a few days later. So I planned on hanging on to it and posting it the next Thanksgiving. But I forgot to do that. So I tried that again for this year. But I forgot again. So now I'm just going to show you the "lost" Night Stocker Thanksgiving episode before I forget about it again. He teaches you how to make a hand turkey. Sorta.

Making a Turkey Decoration with Night Stocker

After you're done with that, go here for the other Night Stocker stuff.

Yeah. My connection to the internet has been sporadical. So. I usually have enough time to check the electronic mail. But. Thats about it after that. So. Usually. That means. No time for love Doctor Jones. But. I think I should be more consistent within the coming weeks. Then. Back to the prestidigation. That's actually not the right word to use in this situation. But. It sounds good there.
Also. As a note to myself. A. Do not forget about the crazy go nuts wicked awesome invention. The word to remind me you will be. BBH.
One more thing. For those of you that know me. You know I like Atlanta... But. For some reason. I have to say. Go Redskins. If they lose. I'll just edit this post.