On Futurama when Dr. Zoidberg goes back to his home planet to mate, he says something about fighting for abbreviations in Scrabble to count. So that means in the year 3000, aliens from another planet play Scrabble. Either that, or they play something else that is just coincidentally named Scrabble and involves abbreviations. So all you avid Scrabble fans should practice some more, and plan ahead by studying the dialects of the future, like how they say "axe" instead of "ask." Then in a thousand years minus 6, when you're just a head in a jar, you can be ahead in Scrabble.

But now I'm afraid I may have altered the future by telling you about this. I hope the Game of Life survives until the year 3000. But not the Simpsons version of it. And I hope Operation dies off soon.

Take the Lead.
Holy crap. Dante Basco is in another movie. For those of you that don't know. Dante Basco starred in. Fist of the North Star. The live action version. The one with Chris Penn. Brother of Sean Penn. The Sam I Am Sean Penn. But. Yeah. Dante "Tobbasco" Basco was also in. Biker Boyz. And. Currently he's the voice of American Dragon Jake Long. Fine. If you still don't know who he is. He was in the Debut. A filipino guys coming of age story. Which happens in one night. Come on! They drank Boone's farm in that movie. Fine. Dante Basco. He's Rufio. From Hook. Dang. Anyway. Tobasco always plays kids in high school. Non stop. This cat does not age. Not even one bit. I'm serious. Also. He has two expressions. But. He always plays stereotype roles. But. It's all good. Like I said. Fist of the North Star. But. Yeah. The premise of the movie is. Like. Only The Strong. Where the teacher. Who happens to be. Antonio Banderas. But. Not the cool one from Desperado. Or. Assassins. Or even. Ballistic Ecks Vs. Sever. No. It's the Spy Kids esque Banderas. Anyway. He's this guy. And. He teaches the kids how to dance. So. It's like Sister Act. But. Without a member of the Fugees. Or. A precious metal. And. No singing. So. Actually. It's more like. Only the Strong. Except. Less martial arts. But. Same. "Hard headed. The kids that everyone has given up on" kids. But. For real. Those kids that people have given up on. They should. They're hopeless. They're nothing. And. They're never going to be anything. Ever. So. Banderas teaches them to dance. Tobasco says his usual witty comeback lines. Even though the dude is like 30. Man. How come I can't be an actor. I could play high school kids. If I could get crazy played. Because. Kids in high school. Are retarded. And. Some will always be in high school. Which is why they should be given up on anyway. But. Come on. How can it not be a good movie? It has a white guy with red hair. And. Corn rows. N'Sync couldn't even pull that off. And. Obligatory break dancing. And. I should probably just say. I liked it better the first time. When it was called. There's a lotta things it coulda been called. Either way. Even though the roles Basco gets aren't as cool. As. Ernie Reyes. I will still salute him. So. Dante Tobasco Basco. I salute you.

I'm working on a new site about things to do with your AIM profile. Right now it's basically the stuff I used to have on killkaraoke, like rock papaer scissors and the random quote thing, and a few other things. The site is called AIM Profile Things so check it out. The design is a little bad right now, but I'll fix it soon.

Manny won his fight last night. I didn't get to see it PPV. So. I gotta catch it on HBO. Pac Man loves the Spiderman. He should be. Manny Peter Parker Pacquiao. This is what he said. "I'm thankful to God for giving me great power, but with great power comes great responsibility."

Uncle Ben. The one from Spiderman. Not the rice one said. "Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility."

In an unrelated story. I resumed watching Space Ghost. Says he. Is there anything more funny than somebody just drastically white trying to speak colloquial hood?

I agree. Stas.

That would be the sucky sequel. The hero from the first one who survived the first casual Friday the 13th would be like. I totally do need to not to star in the movie that launched my career. And. They'd get TV actors. The trailer for that movie would be. }Casual Friday the 20th. One man. No tie. One week later.{ Someone told me I shoulda got a career in advertising.
Also. My best ideas come at the worst times. I had two good inventions. A good domain name. All at times when I couldn't document them.
Oh yeah. Any nerds out there want to do my taxes?
Also.
It's like that. Except with more kung-fu. And. Less making out. And. The obligatory particle blur.